Another day, another Dollar

I started the Atkins® diet again on monday. I thought it would be a good idea whilst I'm just seeing weeks turning into months temping at the council, before I know it it'll be xmas.
For anyone who needs to lose to weight (me) and hasn't tried Atkinsing I'd totally recommend it. As long as you can bothered to go food shopping a couple of times a week and cook everything for yourself you can lose a stone in 3-4 weeks no problem.
A typical days food can be: Bacon and eggs for breakfast, Cold roast chicken, salad and mayo for lunch, steak and veg for tea. You can drink vodka and diet mixer too.

My new favorite thing is fobbing customers off at work, usually I care about customers and providing a good service but for some tenants I find it more amusing not too.

Me: Good Morning, how can I help?
Tenant: I broke the padlock on my garden shed!
Me: What do you want me to do about it? (in a polite voice)
Tenant: I want someone to come out and fix it!
I call Repairs up
Me: They say they'll come and see you asap, but could be a few days
Tenant: Why?
Me: I guess they are busy.
Tenant: What I am going to do about locking my fucking shed?!!
Me: They sell padlocks round the corner for £2.

Tenant storms of after swearing at me for a while.
I go back to reading my book.

Vegas 2006 Status : Slowly crawling my way back